Membership Guidelines

There are certain key guidelines that most if not all DRBs live by

They are:

1) Conversatiuons between DRBs are not shared with wives (unless you can use the details to your advantage)

2) Always help another DRB (keeping in mind the details of their screw-up for later use)

3) All information no matter how sensitive can be used to set up another DRB

4) Toys are good for you

5) Tools must be returned when borrowed

6) Mementos from wives are status symbols to be used against another DRB

7) Bigger/faster is better

8) Work is a necessary evil

9) Designated drinking days are to be equally shared

10) Always check the cooler when wives pack (they never pack enough beer)

11) Honey-do lists are subject to the 2 year rule

A. You must finish any item within 2 years

B. Hopefully they have forgotten before then

12) Bathing on weekends/vacations is optional

13) Passing gas is good for you

14) Public displays of affection are to be timed to discredit another DRB